She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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