someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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