A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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