youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
