I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
third nipple confirmed
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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