ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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