Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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