smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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