He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
