Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
