This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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