Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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