Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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