I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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