Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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