We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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