I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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