I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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