I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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