Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Randomize
