I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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