"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Is it penis luge time yet?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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