i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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