He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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