I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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