I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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