He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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