i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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