Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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