I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You almost got us killed.
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