my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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