on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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