Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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