Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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