Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sober January is a disaster.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So. Much. Porn.
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