you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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