DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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