Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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