Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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