He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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