Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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