Need sex. Gaining weight.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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