Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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