omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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