Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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