I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i will never coherently bang her
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We are two peas in an std pod
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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