either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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