i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My feet surprised me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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