Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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