Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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