Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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