that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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