Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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